Brandon spawned to life in a desert called Santa Fe, in the land called New Mexico. Shortly thereafter, he was vacated to the swamp town of Aberdeen in the southernmost of the two Dakotas. There he learned to breathe, sleep, and even take food into his body. He got bigger and he got better at these essential skills and eventually found himself creating interesting sounds with several groups of sound-making humans. He enjoys the Internets and Al Green. On occasion he has enjoyed being stuck in elevators that are playing songs from the hit Canadian album Jagged Little Pill. He does not enjoy the orange residue that remains on one's fingers after enjoying cheese puffs, shopping for groceries with an empty tummy, and he suffers from linonophobia, which is quite an unfortunate affliction for a person in his positions. He currently resides just outside the Twin urban places and is learning how to carve wood into noisemakers.